Southern Man

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Chocolate Milk

For some unknown reason Southern Man has had, for the last two weeks, an unrelenting craving for chocolate milk. Every workday on his way from the day to the evening job he stops by the store for a quart or even half-gallon of chocolate milk. Nothing else will do. It must be chocolate milk. At home he wakes up at two in the morning and goes to the kitchen and mixes up a big glass of chocolate milk. This happens almost every night. So what are they putting in the chocolate milk these days that has him addicted? Inquiring minds want to know!

6 Comments:

At Thursday, July 12, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

middle of the night cravings...
guess you are pregnant ;)

 
At Friday, July 13, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the latest Men in Black movie? They address this.

 
At Friday, July 13, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chocolate Milk is people!

 
At Friday, July 13, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mid Life crisis?

 
At Friday, July 13, 2012, Blogger Southern Man said...

If I'm going to have a midlife crisis I'd rather it involve an expensive sports car and a dangerous woman. But I guess chocolate milk may be more my speed.

 
At Tuesday, July 17, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

be careful.
chocolate will ruin your diet.

 

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