Phone Call

(Southern Man) Hello?

(Voice with heavy Indian accent) Hello, Southern Man, this is "Bob" calling from Wal-mart. Congratulations, you have won a $400 gift card from Wal-Mart!

(Southern Man) This is the scam where I have to pay to get the card delivered, right?

("Bob" in a surprised voice) What, you know it's a scam already?