Southern Man

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Southern Man Wins The Lottery

The Euro Millions International Lottery, that is. Southern Man knows it's true 'cause he got a beautiful full-color letter explaining it all to him snail-mailed all the way from Madrid, Spain at a cost of .78€ in postage. Looks like he's got eight hundred and fifteen thousand US dollars plus change coming to him, and to grab the loot all he has to do is fax the following information back to the Mother Continent:
  • Full Name
  • Birth Date
  • Full Address
  • Social Security Number
  • Mother's Maiden Name
  • Bank Name and Full Address
  • Bank Account and Routing Numbers

And a whole bunch more stuff. But that's OK, they provide a nice friendly form to fill out. Strange, though, that Southern Man's name isn't pre-preprinted anywhere (unless "Esteemed Winner" is Spanish for "Southern Man"). But Southern Man has no doubt at all that once all of this highly personal information has been faxed to 011 34 912 919 738 that Señors Don Marco Gomez and Allianz Seguros will see to it that the winnings are transferred into Southern Man's bank account lickety-split.

So it's party time at casa Southern Man. Quit the day jobs, run up the credit cards and cash out the retirement accounts - Southern Man won the lottery!


At Thursday, May 10, 2007, Blogger neighborsgrrl said...

I have a nice bridge to sell you if you're interested!


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