Southern Man

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Time Machines

As Southern Man has no Friday lectures, it's the last day of class. Final exams are next week. And there has been a steady stream, all day, of students all asking the same question.
Dr. Southern Man, what can I do to improve my grade?
Build a time machine. Go back four months. Study.

It's been the same story every semester for twenty-five years. Go figure.


At Friday, April 27, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well...if you were at an ivy league school or one supported and upheld by liberal progressives, that just might be the intro to a grade bribe OR NOT Food for thought. Be prepared for indigestion.

Yes. I am jaded. Have seen far too much crap.

At Friday, April 27, 2012, Blogger Southern Man said...

If they build that time machine, go back four months, and bring me a CD with the next four months of stock activity - yeah, that'll pretty much be an automatic A.


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