Time Machines
As Southern Man has no Friday lectures, it's the last day of class. Final exams are next week. And there has been a steady stream, all day, of students all asking the same question.
Dr. Southern Man, what can I do to improve my grade?
Build a time machine. Go back four months. Study.
It's been the same story every semester for twenty-five years. Go figure.
posted by Southern Man @ 1:26 PM
2 Comments:
Well...if you were at an ivy league school or one supported and upheld by liberal progressives, that just might be the intro to a grade bribe OR NOT Food for thought. Be prepared for indigestion.
Yes. I am jaded. Have seen far too much crap.
If they build that time machine, go back four months, and bring me a CD with the next four months of stock activity - yeah, that'll pretty much be an automatic A.
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