Property Crime

If there's one thing that drives Southern Man into a boiling rage of vengeful fury, it's property crime. He'd be a happy camper if all of those SWAT teams would get pulled off the War On Drugs and go after property criminals. He could care less what people do in their own homes, but stay the hell out of mine. Release all those non-violent drug offenders and fill the prisons with thieves and vandals!

This rant was inspired by Teen Daughter going down to the apartment laundromat to find that all of her bedding had been stolen from the dryer.