Southern Man

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Property Crime

If there's one thing that drives Southern Man into a boiling rage of vengeful fury, it's property crime. He'd be a happy camper if all of those SWAT teams would get pulled off the War On Drugs and go after property criminals. He could care less what people do in their own homes, but stay the hell out of mine. Release all those non-violent drug offenders and fill the prisons with thieves and vandals!

This rant was inspired by Teen Daughter going down to the apartment laundromat to find that all of her bedding had been stolen from the dryer.

2 Comments:

At Tuesday, February 21, 2012, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number 1 rule of apartment dwelling...never leave anything unattended.

I thought you lived in a FEMA trailor with red dirt on your land. When did you move?

 
At Wednesday, February 22, 2012, Anonymous Socialkenny said...

Lol can't argue with this point bro'.Hardened criminals and vandals are without a doubt a graver threat than non-violent drug offenders.Feds need to get their shit straight.

 

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