Snow Day 1

And it really is a snow day. The planned weekend with eleven-year-old daughter is a bust (hundreds of miles of interstate are closed between here and there) so Southern Man is flying teen daughter out later today (after a shaky start this morning air traffic appears to be moving relatively smoothly) to rendezvous with her mother.

Southern Man is not a happy camper. OK, that's not entirely true. Southern Man is angry. The ex has already (in spite of promises to the contrary) cut visitation to once a month instead of twice, in addition to other shenanigans that will not be repeated here. In the immortal words of The Judge in Pink Floyd's The Wall: This Will Not Do. Southern Man does not want to wait another month to see his princess.