Disabilitate

Sarah Palin's got nuthin' on Southern Man's teen daughter, who is pretty sure she used a made-up newly-invented word not once, or twice, but four times on her ACT essay the other day.

We are all so proud.

"But isn't that how new words enter the English language?" she asked. So Southern Man promised to do what he could to insert disabilitate into the vernacular. Please feel free to use disabilitate as a synonym for impaired, which is the word teen daughter couldn't come up with at the time.